crisis checklist

Know, at a glance, whether or not a female in crisis is having a true breakdown:

 1)  Has her weight changed in either direction by 5 pounds or more in a week?
2)  Has she lobbed off all of her hair and died it either blond or black?

If the answer to either question is no, then she’s probably going to make it.

By these criteria, it would appear as if I’m scheduled for survival.

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crisis checklist

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