So there I was, at Trader Joes. Ran into a friend of mine, shared my new years resolutions. The friend looks through my cart, notices 4 cards. One birthday card, three because I’m thinking I’ll send cards to my friends. Is postage off limits? Cards? The friend picks up the cards, rifles through them, and sets them on top of the cranberry orange bran muffins – which look like piles of dog shit, incidentally.
Items I didn’t buy, worth $4. Four cards.