Dear Obama

I am offering my services as Secretary of Commerce.  My spelling is occasionally shaky, but I’ve paid my taxes reliably.  And if I have policy differences with you, I’ll keep them to myself.  I’m registered independent, so you can claim me as a bi-partisan cabinet member.  

It’s a serious offer, just in case you were wondering.

Sincerely,

entropy.

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Dear Obama

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