the contrarian says…

I’m asking too much. She says that I need to be willing to work my arse off with no compensation. She says that, to have a relationship with an xy, I’m going to have to work my arse off anyway.  She says I have to give up all expectations.

Apparently, the xx of the species have a huge portion of our brain taken up in communication synapses and relationship neurons.  She says that the corresponding brain territory in the xy is taken up in remote control programming and the skills to operate the game controllers for Logo Batman. 

I say that there isn’t much point if I can’t expect my xy to be my partner and equal in a relationship.

She says that I should find myself a nice xx if I want equal.  Otherwise, I just need to suck up to the fact that, if I want it, I’m going to have to do all the work. 

Yes, children.  Your mommy and daddy are together because mommy chased daddy around until he got tired of running.

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