Balancing the Books

Months: 11
Percentage of the time you’ve been AWOL: 50%
Starting balance: Overflowing
Current balance: Empty
Days before the account gets closed: Indeterminate, but unlikely to be more than you can count on two hands.
Reasons why you shouldn’t let this happen: Measured in the millions
Odds that you’ll pull it out of the crapper: Not looking good

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Balancing the Books

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