Being aware that my mother is going to read it and she won’t be able to avoid noticing that there’s sex.
I’m all for the parent/child agreement where we acknowledge the hypothesis that the other party has, at some point, engaged in carnal activity. However, that hypothesis should never be tested to the point of confirmation. It isn’t even like any of this is taken from my real-life experience. The fact that I know what a penis is is damning enough.